so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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