try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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