rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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