I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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