About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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