You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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