its not stalking. its research.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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