How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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