is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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