: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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