The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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