Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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