he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Still dying that you shit outside
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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