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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
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