WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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