just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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