This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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