I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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