he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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