Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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