Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
vagina is talking i cant
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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