you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
