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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
50% drunk capacity currently
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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