is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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