I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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