Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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