Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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