It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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