i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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