It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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