You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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