i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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