drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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