I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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