so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Randomize
