I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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