hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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