she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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