Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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