During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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