Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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