There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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