my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The air was thick with penises
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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