Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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