i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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