bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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