I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
please come you make the beer taste better
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Couch. On fire.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
