shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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