I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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