butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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